Squirt here will now give you a rundown of proper exiting technique.
john green takes a shower
john clean
john green eats a bean burrito
john bean
john green loses weight
john lean
john green finds inner peace
john serene
john green killed augustus waters
john mean
john green abandons his children
john winchester
YOU MOTHERFUCKER
Oh god this is perfect.
this looks like an introduction for a reality tv show.
I want to believe that this is all actually what goes on in heaven when they’re not fighting wars with each other. XD
I love how serious everyone else’s in and then there’s Misha
What if when you turned 16 your parents walked up to you and said “You’re actually batman”
Then they wouldn’t really be my parents, now would they.
Can u not
Best response to the “are you on your period?” question goes to Leonardo DiCaprio
and he still hasn’t got an oscar
